Friday, March 31, 2006

Samantha Jones, wise woman

La recuerdan como la mujer de Sex and the city que se tiró a 3/4 partes de New York, he aquí algunas de sus frases célebres, sólo porque soy fan (je):

"I'm a "trisexual". I'll try anything once. "

"Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy. "

"I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people. "

"You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big."

"Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore, if it's bad you just had sex with an ex. "

"Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power."

"The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone. "

"Well, I'm done with great love. I'm back to great lovers."

Samantha:One time I fucked a guy because he had a swimming pool. I came over and he used to bring me Kool-Aid.
Carrie: Kool-Aid?
Samantha: I was thirteen!

4 comments:

e. said...

jajajajajajaja!!!
como diría mr. burns... "excelente"... justo lo que necesitaba mi día... carcajadas silenciosas en la oficina! gracias, e.

Carlos said...

Mãos que se tocam,
dedos que se procuram...
braços que enlaçam
corpos que se reconhecem...
línguas famintas,
bocas que exploram caminhos...
Sinto o teu corpo no meu,
a tua pele que roça a minha.
Somos um só, num momento...

FAUSTO said...

yeah!!!!

samantha rules!!!!

BRENDAH said...

jajaja Oh si, samantha es lo de ayer, lo de hoy lo de siempre...