Holy Molly!

A continuación, diez sabias afirmaciones de Molly Shannon, la recuerdan por sus papeles en Saturday Night Live como Mary Katherine Gallagher (superstar!), Helen Madden (licensed joyologist, I love it! I love it! I love it!), Terry Rialto (parte de la dupla de locutoras de Delicious Dish, good times!) y su excelente imitación de Monica Lewinsky.

Definitivamente me gustaría conocer a esta mujer y beber unos drinks con ella. Además, ¿quién hubiera pensado que se vería tan bien en shorts?

10 THINGS YOU DON´T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

1.At the same rate you´re losing your hair, we´re getting a mustache.

2.We´re not afraid you´re cheating on us; we´re afraid you´re retarded.

3.We thought we´d end up with someone hotter, too.

4.There´s nothing less sexier than catching a guy sniffing the butt of his jeans to see if they´re clean.

5.An open shirt isn´t sexy. Richie Sambora can´t pull it off. Neither can you. One or two buttons undone at the top of your shirt max.

6.Don´t bother with the G-spot until you´ve mastered the A, B, C, D, E and F- spots.

7.”Island wear” is a cue to us you´re bad in bed.

8.It´s not the thought that counts; it´s whether or not we can return it and get what we really want.

9.The three words every woman really longs to hear: I´ll clean up.

10.Sometimes no means “I would have, but you´re over thirty and spend your nights playing Xbox.”

Mis favoritas son la número 3, 6 y 10, you go girl!... err lady!